idioticteen:

David Guetta Feat. The person who sings the whole song 

(Source: idioticteen, via dangerhamster)

benigoat:

Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on

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nigeah:

khaleesi:

cleolinda:

shialablunt:

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

his head disappears omg

bless this post

fuckin with a island gyal

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hairyholly:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

Laughing so hard at the fix

hairyholly:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

Laughing so hard at the fix

(Source: memewhore, via the-viper-of-dorne)

weloveshortvideos:

Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

legallyblonde:

The way I pick up a penny in the street when I see someone cute.

legallyblonde:

The way I pick up a penny in the street when I see someone cute.

(via stabs)

"It’s kind of scary how much people trust me."

Petyr Baelish, A Game of Thrones (via incorrectgotquotes)

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queen-of-fallen-angels:

jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

howling-rising-demon:

princess-dickhead:

delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

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youngstero:

the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

something-about-taylor:

all-too-well:

have we reached it………? have we reached the promised land?

it’s beautiful

(via the-viper-of-dorne)

egberts:

egberts:

i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again

everyone thought i deleted this blog, the blog i posted this on, the blog that is currently still active….

egberts:

egberts:

i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again

everyone thought i deleted this blog, the blog i posted this on, the blog that is currently still active….

(via stabs)

welcome-to-the-crying-parade:

because the dRUgS NevER WoRK

[KICKS CHAIR]

thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk

[SMASHES TABLE]

CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN

[PUNCHES DOOR]

THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOUR ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED

[HEADBUTTS A WINDOW]

ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE 

[BOMBS OWN HOUSE]

(Source: welcome-to-the-nipple-parade, via vamellope)

leepacey:

let’s just take a look at the the main lineups of dc and marvel for a second:

marvel:

  • five white boys
  • scarlett johansson

dc:

  • two white boys (operating at 40% white boys)(0% is ideal but hold on for a sec and look who’s next)
  • gal gadot, israeli actress
  • jason mamoa, native hawaiian actor
  • ray fisher, black actor
  • ezra miller, jewish actor + first openly gay actor to play a superhero

ya’lls’ll defend marvel to the death but right now dc is whooping ass

(via starlard)